Yes, I know this is incredibly lame, I’m just passing on what was told to me:
Did you hear the early Christians used to drive Hondas?
What? Haven’t you read in Acts 1:14 where they were all in one Accord?
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Personally, I think this explains a lot of why Anakin started down the path of the dark side of covenant theology and paedobaptism. (Ok, actually this is a screen shot of a Chinese bootleg copy of Episode III where Anakin’s words “I was just appointed by the Jedi Council” were translated into Chinese and then re-translated into English for subtitles and this is what you ended up with) But then again, it makes about as much sense as some modern Bible translations…
Just remember guys: “Live with your wives in an understanding way…” (1 Peter 3:7)
He feeds me. He provides for me. He loves me. He must be God.
He feeds me. He provides for me. He loves me. I must be God. A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.” Ok, maybe it’s just because I’m a professional physician, amateur theologian, & dry humor afficiando, but this satirical news story made me laugh.
There’s a new blog devoted to really funny satire on contemporary Christianity. From denying that Greece exists to Calvinism internet blocking software you’ll find alot to laugh at on the TomInTheBox News Network! As a die-hard Apple fanatic and former program developer and salesman from all the way back to the Apple II days I love the PC vs. Mac ads. So here are a series of parodies that are pretty funny and make you think (the comments on all of them at youtube are pretty comical, unfortunately, as well): My only question is, did the guys at www.sharperiron.org link to them because they thought they were funny, or insightful, or disgusting, or because they starred as “PC” in them? (does that stand for Perfect Christian?) This is hilarious (ROTFLOL), as long as you’re not in the politically correct camp. |
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